Shuck You

This past weekend marked our first oyster adventure. We took out a boat from the hubby’s new job and went to hunt for oysters. I had never done this before and was extremely skeptical about our ability to find enough oysters for dinner. This proves two things. 1. That my opinion was formed on Tyler’s many previous broken promises of bringing home fish for dinner and 2. That I have never done this before. We came home with enough oysters to share with his coworkers and have two very indulgent oyster suppers.

And so I learned to shuck oysters! And make a lot of jokes with shuck instead of… a word I’ve never said or heard before.



The second night of indulgent oyster suppers, we decided to Oysters Rockefeller. The Internet has an endless number of recipes but they range widely in ingredients and directions. So, sometimes you just have to make it up yourself!

Oysters Rockefeller


  • 14 oysters on the half-shell (14 because that’s how many I had and because 12 is just not quite enough!)
  • 1/4 of a medium onion, diced
  • cream
  • 2 T butter
  • 1-2 garlic cloves, minced (depends on how much you really love garlic)
  • 10 oz bag of baby spinach, chopped
  • dash of hot sauce
  • mozzarella cheese
  • parmesan cheese
  • 2 T flour
  • salt & pepper


  1. Preheat your oven to 450F. Line a large jelly roll pan or cookie sheet with foil or anything that will make cleaning up this serious mess easier.
  2. Melt the butter in a saucepan on medium low heat (like a 3 if yours has numbers on it) and throw in your onion and garlic. Cook until translucent. Add your spinach a handful or so at a time letting it cook down slowly. Add the hot sauce.
  3. After your spinach is looking all nice and hot but not too sad and wimpy start adding in cream. Add only a tablespoon or so at a time and stir constantly. It should end up being about half a cup but I must admit, I didn’t measure it out. Continue stirring and throw in your flour. Your spinach should be looking creamy and thick now.
  4. Stir in about half a cup to a cup of mozzarella cheese. It depends how decadent you want this to be. It should look like spinach dip basically. Season with salt & pepper.
  5. Spoon about a tablespoon onto each oyster, adding more if needed until the oyster is hidden beneath all the green goodness. Top with a sprinkle of parmesan cheese (the good kind- no shaker stuff here).
  6. Cook for 15-17 minutes until bubbly and a little bit golden brown. Or until your drooling in front of the oven becomes too much to bear.
Hopefully yours will be prettier than these but either way they are so shuckin' good.

Hopefully yours will be prettier than these but either way they are so shuckin’ good.

I’m a Vegetarian from Virginia

Well, that’s not true at all. I’m from North Carolina. Last night I ate chicken. I eat meat almost every day. Regardless of that at my last job everyone was under the impression that I was a vegetarian. Even though I brought in smoked salmon to share. Even though I made turkey sandwiches for the Thanksgiving potluck. I rode my bike to work and I don’t wear a lot of makeup. Therefore I am a vegetarian. This is how these ideas begin, at least in Texas.

Now I’m making my reputation worse (I don’t think worse is the right word) by making my own laundry detergent and granola bars. I’m even hoping to make my own soap, shampoo and deodorant. Those DIY adventures to come!


This week I made granola bars via  Here is her awesome recipe:


  • 1.5 cups mashed ripe banana (about 3 medium/large bananas)
  • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • 2 cups rolled oats (use certified gluten-free if necessary)
  • 1/2-3/4 cup dried cherries, chopped (I used 3/4 cup)
  • 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped
  • 1/2 cup sunflower seeds
  • 1/2 cup pepita seeds (shelled pumpkin seeds)
  • 1/2 cup sliced almonds
  • 1/4 cup hulled hemp seeds
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon (I could not find any cinnamon in my cabinets, but it didn’t stop me)
  • 1/4 teaspoon pink Himalayan salt or fine grain sea salt, or to taste


  1. Preheat the oven to 350F. Lightly grease a large rectangular baking dish (approx. 8.5″ x 12.5″) and line with a piece of parchment paper so the bars are easier to lift out. (Used foil instead and an incorrect sized dish- no big deal)
  2. In a large bowl, mash the banana until smooth. Stir in the vanilla.
  3. Place the rolled oats into a food processor (or blender on the lowest speed) and pulse until the oats are coarsely chopped (but still with lots of texture). Stir oats into the banana mixture.
  4. Chop the walnuts and cherries and stir these and the rest of the ingredients into the banana-oat mixture until thoroughly combined.
  5. Spoon mixture into prepared dish. Press down until compacted and smooth out with hands until even. Use a pastry roller to smooth out if desired.
  6. Bake for 23-27 minutes (I baked for 27 mins.) until firm and lightly golden along the edge. Place dish on a cooling rack for 10 minutes then carefully slide a knife to loosen the ends and lift out. Place granola slab on a cooling rack for 10 minutes and then into the freezer for another 10 mins.
  7. Slice into bars once they are cool.

I used her suggestion of wrapping the bars individually in parchment and taping them with Scotch tape, placing them in a Ziploc and freezing them. Taping is not a great idea. Parchment is made so that nothing will stick to it. She wrapped hers in twine and I would probably do that next time.


The bars aren’t sweet but it didn’t stop me from eating 3 as soon as they came out of the oven. I might put a little honey in next time though. In the meantime, delish!